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# SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT
# Filename : discordian.rem
# Created : Unknown, probably late 1970s
# Last edit : 2024-03-18 03:01
# Purpose : Discordian holidays file for remind
REM 05 January MSG %"Mungday (5th of the Season of Chaos) Festival of Hung Mung%" %! %b.
REM 19 February MSG %"Chaoflux (50th of the Season of Chaos)%" %! %b.
REM 29 February MSG %"St. Tib's Day%" %! %b.
REM 19 March MSG %"Mojoday (5th of the Season of Discord) Festival of Dr. Van Van Mojo%" %! %b.
REM 25 March MSG %"Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day (11th of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 06 April MSG %"Jake Day (23rd of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 03 May MSG %"Discoflux (50th of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 21 May MSG %"Saint Camping's Day (68th of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 23 May MSG %"Eris Day (70th of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 25 May MSG %"Towel Day (72nd of the Season of Discord)%" %! %b.
REM 31 May MSG %"Syaday (5th of the Season of Confusion) Festival of Sri Syadasti%" %! %b.
REM 02 July MSG %"Mid Year's Day (37th of the Season of Confusion)%" %! %b.
REM 05 July MSG %"X-Day (40th of the Season of Confusion)%" %! %b.
REM 15 July MSG %"Confuflux (50th of the Season of Confusion)%" %! %b.
REM 10 August MSG %"Multiversal Underwear Day (3rd of the Season of Bureaucracy)%" %! %b.
REM 12 August MSG %"Zaraday (5th of the Season of Bureaucracy) Festival of Zarathud the Staunch%" %! %b.
REM 26 September MSG %"Bureflux (50th of the Season of Bureaucracy)%" %! %b.
REM 24 October MSG %"Maladay (5th of the Season of The Aftermath) Festival of The Elder Malaclypse%" %! %b.
REM 08 December MSG %"Afflux (50th of the Season of The Aftermath)%" %! %b.